let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

  • chicken tender
  • the billionth number of pi is 9
  • it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
  • sponges feel cool
  • highdeas.com
  • joe biden
  • the letter Q
  • dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

Denmark

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

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dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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(Source: squirps)