May 2013
cyberbullier:
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
Watchdingraha:
Very importat
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
unfollower:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to...
nevvzealand:
dogs ears are the happiest little things in the world
4th Grade Science Quiz
nightlifemingus:
are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
were you there? yea
did u see the dinos? yea
was it sick as hell? oh yea
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
gayisnotasynonymforjalex:
That Was Embarrassing: Why Did I Say That?
a novel by me
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
aegean-sea:
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
mystiquemiranda:
Does anybody remember watching those weird Zenon space girl movies on disney?
not texting back is only okay when i do it
misplacedmartian:
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
sfux:
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
bigrnac:
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
