December 2011
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
onedirectioninfectionyes:
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I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT THEME....
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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matthewrogersbau asked: did yu gain any
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matthewrogersbau asked: ALRIGHTTT.
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matthewrogersbau asked: how many followers do you haveeeeee?
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
apeapeaje: WHAT IF THEY ASK ME TO PAY?
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“One of my New Year’s resolutions was to say yes more. Yes to love! Yes to life!...”
– Liz Lemon (via mazmoney)
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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